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Nothing says family bonding like your dad confidently proclaiming your career's imminent doom. The classic "AI will replace programmers" statement—delivered with the same certainty as "you should've been a doctor" and "have you tried turning it off and on again?" Meanwhile, programmers everywhere are writing the AI that supposedly will replace them, debugging its hallucinations, and fixing its broken dependencies. The irony is thicker than legacy code comments. But sure, Dad. I guarantee the robots will take my job right after they figure out how to untangle my spaghetti code and decipher what "// TODO: fix this later" actually means.

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OH. MY. GATES. The security team just had a collective meltdown! Some hardware genius decided to implement an OR gate using ACTUAL PADLOCKS! If one key works, the whole thing opens! It's like writing code with 50 "return true" statements and wondering why your authentication keeps failing! 🔒 This masterpiece of "physical computing" is what happens when someone takes "hardware implementation" WAY too literally. The compression is *chef's kiss* - absolutely terrible! Security through obscurity has never been so rusty and beautiful!

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