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Ah, the classic merge conflict in its natural habitat! When nature decides to implement its own version control system and the tree refuses to rebase. The metal grate tried to follow a nice, orderly pattern until this stubborn trunk came along with its own implementation. Now we've got this chaotic mess in the middle that nobody wants to resolve manually. Just like when Dave pushes directly to master at 4:59pm on Friday and ruins everyone's weekend. The tree's basically saying "I'm not moving my code for your architecture decisions" and honestly, I respect that level of commitment.

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