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OH. MY. GOD. The absolute emotional ROLLERCOASTER of game development software freezing! 😱 First panel: pure PANIC as your precious 3D software decides to ghost you harder than your ex. Second panel: that agonizing purgatory where you're frantically praying to the digital gods while watching the loading dots... "please don't crash, PLEASE DON'T CRASH!" And finally, that sweet, SWEET relief when it responds again and you realize your unsaved work might actually survive. The emotional whiplash is CRIMINAL! Game devs deserve hazard pay for this psychological torture alone! 💀

The gap between how we imagine our coding abilities versus what we actually produce is wider than the Jurassic period. Left side: majestic T-Rex ready to dominate. Right side: that offline Chrome dinosaur game you play when your internet dies. At least the pixelated version still technically runs, which is more than I can say for half my projects.

The future of AI is looking grim for us code monkeys! In this dark comedy, a programmer asks an AI superintelligence if humans will still have coding jobs after the robot takeover. The AI confidently claims there are "things humans do that robots simply can't"... only for the final panels to reveal programmers kept in a zoo exhibit called "Coder-Town" where visitors marvel at the pathetic human trying to fix its own syntax errors. The real knife-twist? We're not even respected colleagues—we're just adorable pets that deserve corn when we struggle with bugs we created. This is basically our collective nightmare about GitHub Copilot's final form.

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