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You know that moment when the CEO casually drops the "can we build this in 6 months?" bomb and your junior dev brain goes "OF COURSE!" before your neurons even fire? Now you're standing there like you just signed your own death warrant while your manager, mentor, HR, the Chief Architect, CTO, and literally EVERYONE who knows better is staring at you with the collective energy of a disappointed parent council. They've seen this tragedy unfold a thousand times before. They know you just promised to build Rome in a day using only duct tape and Stack Overflow. But sure, go ahead and commit to that timeline, champ. We'll be here with the coffee and tissues when reality hits in month 2.

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