When you fucked up so bad that a regular rubber duck isn't enough

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Nothing says "we've given up" quite like pushing untested code at 4:16 AM. The classic "users as QA testers" approach – the cornerstone of modern software development! Why pay for a testing team when millions of users will find your bugs for free? It's not a production outage, it's just an interactive bug hunt with real-world consequences. Reddit's recent API changes and outages suddenly make a lot more sense...

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The absolute NIGHTMARE of being a VPN user! You're just trying to access a website from a different country, and suddenly the internet gods demand you prove your humanity THREE SEPARATE TIMES! 😱 reCAPTCHA, hCaptcha, AND Cloudflare all ganging up on you like bouncers at an exclusive club who don't believe your ID. "Sir, can you please identify all the traffic lights in these 47 blurry images while we track your mouse movements and judge your clicking speed?" Meanwhile, your IP address is bouncing around so much these security systems think you're either a super hacker or a very confused toaster. The digital equivalent of being frisked at every doorway in a building!

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