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The C++ compiler is basically the final boss of cryptic error messages. You ask a simple question: "Where's the problem in my code?" and it responds with a 47-line stacktrace pointing to a semicolon in a library you didn't even know you were using. Missing a bracket? Here's an error about template instantiation failure in line 4269 of some STL header. Segmentation fault? Good luck figuring out which of your 27 pointer dereferences caused it! The compiler doesn't just find your bugs—it wraps them in enigmas, stuffs them into riddles, and delivers them in ancient Sumerian. And you thought the compiler was there to help you...