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Ah yes, the classic "$800,000 bootcamp" that promises to transform you into a software engineer in just 3 months by teaching you *checks notes* approximately 87 programming languages, including some that barely exist anymore. Nothing says "legitimate education" like cramming Fortran, COBOL, and Assembly alongside React and TypeScript into 90 days. The "if you can't find a job you can spit on our faces" guarantee is the cherry on top of this scam sundae. Spoiler alert: The only thing you'll master in 3 months is how to lose $800K faster than a startup with free snacks and ping pong tables.

The scene from Interstellar perfectly captures time dilation in programming languages. Writing in Assembly is like manually arranging electrons while floating in the vacuum of space—painstaking, precise, and you age seven years for every hour spent doing it. Meanwhile, Python swoops in like a cosmic shortcut, compressing what would be hours of tedious work into mere minutes. That look on his face says it all: the existential dread of realizing you've spent years of your life writing MOV instructions when you could've just imported a library and called it a day. The cosmic horror isn't the black hole—it's realizing how many keystrokes you've wasted.

Ah, the classic programming trivia game that's trolling newbies! The answer is obviously "Hello, world" (highlighted in green), but the joke's in the other options. "Git gud" is both a gaming taunt AND a version control pun. "Download Linux" is what every Stack Overflow answer suggests when you have a Windows problem. And "Error 404" is what your career becomes after forgetting a semicolon. The title "Git Gud" is extra spicy because it's telling beginners they need to master Git (arguably more terrifying than any algorithm).

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