When you fucked up so bad that a regular rubber duck isn't enough

Content "Code is its own documentation" mters reading their code after a short break

The ultimate productivity hack: coding with a side of Subway Surfers and... is that slime in the terminal window? Nothing says "I've perfected my IDE" like turning your workspace into a digital Chuck E. Cheese. Left side: serious Rust code with fancy syntax highlighting. Right side: "Ooh, shiny game!" Middle: "Let me just squeeze in this purple goop ASMR video because why focus on one distraction when you can have three? The compiler errors can wait—I've got a high score to beat and slime to poke.

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Ah, the classic "password already in use" error that somehow manages to be both a security feature and a privacy nightmare simultaneously. Nothing says "secure system" like telling you exactly who has the same terrible password. Somewhere, a security engineer is having a stroke while starboy98 is frantically changing all his accounts because he used "password123" everywhere. This is why we can't have nice things in cybersecurity.

Content Worry about Al automating my job Automate my job and never tell anyone

Content Adding Another Programming Language to my resume after learning how to write "Hello World" in it. Program