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Posts tagged with Wednesday

What A Week Huh
Security php Backend Programming
1 day ago 41.1M views 1 shares
What A Week Huh
Someone's having a rough Wednesday in infosec land. A PHP RCE (Remote Code Execution - basically the "game over" of vulnerabilities), Certificate Authorities using "4" as their private keys (which is like locking your front door with a post-it note that says "locked"), and a massive data breach of Swiss public employees. All before hump day is over. The beauty here is the existential dread setting in. If Wednesday already brought this much chaos, what fresh hell awaits Thursday and Friday? It's like watching a slow-motion train wreck, except the train is on fire, the tracks are melting, and someone just realized they forgot to implement input validation. Every security engineer has lived through weeks like these where you question your career choices and wonder if it's too late to become a goat farmer instead.

When Wednesday Never Ends
Programming
1 year ago 340.9K views 0 shares
When Wednesday Never Ends
Ever notice how Wednesday feels like it lasts an eternity? Some developer clearly did. While normal days like Monday and Tuesday get standard enum values, Wednesday gets the special treatment with Wednesday , Wedneshour , Wednesminute , and Wednessecond . Because that middle-of-the-week day doesn't just pass by—it stretches into its own time dimension where each second feels like an existential crisis. This is what happens when programmers document the actual perceived length of days instead of just following the calendar.