When I’m the Developer using Mac…

Content Let's just edit 4 lines of code... In and out. 20 minute adventure. 4 HOURS LATER.. I don't know what the hell this thing is... I've never seen an error message like this in my life!

Content 9:07 4 al Ich will dass du whrend des sex Programmiersprache sprichst I want you to speak a programming language during sex

Content DESIGNERS Look, we have similar ideas. PROGRAMMERS No! You stole my idea. Man, I stole your code. It's not my code.

Content Him: Damn girl are you my code? Her: No why? Him: Cuz you have a lot of fuckin problems QU redcoders

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The unholy trinity of "rapid development" is on full display! The tweet claims Git, JavaScript, and Microsoft BASIC were all created in under a week—which is hilariously wrong and the perfect setup for the three-headed dragon meme below. Two fierce dragon heads represent Git and BASIC—powerful tools that required significant development time. But that third head? JavaScript with its derpy eyes and tongue sticking out perfectly captures how JS was indeed cobbled together in 10 days by Brendan Eich in 1995. Fun fact: Linus Torvalds spent months creating Git after the BitKeeper controversy, and BASIC took significant development at Microsoft. Meanwhile, JavaScript—despite being slapped together in a mad rush to compete with Java—somehow powers most of the modern web. Proof that sometimes the derpy dragon wins!