When I’m the Developer using Mac…

Content soft fennec friend softfennec gestures at horses here are the stables gestures at other, flickering, vibrating horses. one horse explodes and here are the unstables

Content deepseek after giving me precisely 1 proper response every 30 minutes My job here is done But you didnta do anything ubraveen10 The server is busy. Please try again later. 3

Top panel: "Does writing code make you happy?" with hands gripping a pen showing "YES" written on paper. Bottom panel: Same hands, but now writing "YESTERDAY IT ONLY MADE ME CRY 3 TIMES" Progress in programming isn't measured by eliminating tears, but by reducing their frequency. Three crying sessions? That's practically a good day. The rest of the week must have been absolute hell.

Content Professor: make a program that displays current time. Me: 1 include stdio. h 2 3 void main() 4 printf("11:00 am"); 5 Me: compiled and executed program at 11:00 am Professor: congrats you passed (1010)

Ah, the eternal workplace dynamics. Designers treat new hires like existential threats to their creative domain. "Am I not enough?" they sob, while questioning their entire portfolio and life choices. Engineers, meanwhile, just grunt "apes together strong" and immediately add the new dev to their collective debugging hivemind. Nothing bonds engineers like shared trauma over legacy code. The more hands to hold while staring into the void of production bugs, the better.

Content WHAT STOPS YOU FROM CODING LIKE THIS?