When I was invited in a meeting with seniors having 20 years of experience.

Content When I wrote this code, only god I understood what it did. Now... only god knows.

Content HOW DO WE KNOW IF THEY'RE ACTUALLY DEAD OR JUST PRETENDING How should I indent my code? e G) SpaceboyCantLol Spaces Tabs Tabs Spaces

Content There's a complicated problem There are solutions online The solutions are just as complicated imaflip.com Panik Kalm Panik

Content Did you ever hear of embedded c? No? I thought not. It's not a story the 00P devs would tell you, hit's a low-level legend. C can run without an OS so powerful and so efficient it could use pointers to influence memory anywhere.. it had such freedom, it could even have negative array indices. It could actually write to unallocated RAMP C is a pathway to many abilities some consider to be... bad practice. What happened to it? It became so powerful... the only thing it feared was running on an OS, which eventually, of course, itdid. Unfortunately, it let the OS control memory allocation. then the OS killed the process during its sleep loop. Ironic. C could save others from segfaults, but not itself. Is it possible to learn this power? Not on an OS. ProdrammerHumor.io

Content When you grep grep's manual: grep --help grep "invert I used the grep to grep grep

Ah, the classic StackOverflow experience – where asking "How do I center a div?" gets you a lecture on the history of CSS box models and why your career choice is fundamentally flawed. The red background perfectly captures that power trip rush when someone with 200k reputation points descends from their throne to explain why your "trivial" question is actually destroying the fabric of programming society. Meanwhile, they're mentally positioning their chess pieces to checkmate your dignity. Just another day in developer paradise!