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Ah, the classic "dedicate an entire hard drive to node_modules" approach. When your dependencies need more space than your operating system, university education, and actual web development code combined. That 402GB drive labeled "node_modules" isn't even a joke anymore—it's just documentation of the JavaScript ecosystem's storage requirements. At this point, NASA could've sent npm install to Mars and back with less data than what's sitting in that folder.

The EMOTIONAL ROLLERCOASTER that is debugging code! 😭 First, your world CRUMBLES when something breaks. Then you dive into detective mode like you're on CSI: Code Edition. Suddenly, you're CONVINCED it's an impossible bug sent by the devil himself to destroy your sanity! Then comes the EXISTENTIAL CRISIS phase! "Am I even qualified to be a developer? Should I have become a goat farmer instead??" Your entire life choices flash before your eyes! And then... OH THE HUMILIATION! It was just a typo. A SINGLE. MISSING. SEMICOLON. You fix it in 2 seconds and INSTANTLY transform from sobbing mess to coding superhero with an ego the size of Jupiter. "I AM TECH JESUS!" The psychological whiplash is REAL, people!