What Is Your Excuse

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The perfect recreation of that Fast & Furious street racing tension, but with code instead of cars! That junior dev is cruising around production with elevated privileges they definitely shouldn't have, looking all confident until they inevitably push that one fatal commit. Meanwhile, the senior dev who approved their access is having that slow-motion realization moment: "I've made a terrible mistake." It's that universal stomach-drop feeling when you check Slack and see 47 unread messages and 3 @channel alerts. The production database wasn't supposed to be their playground!

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Content Never let your computer know that you are in a hurry. Computers can smell fear. They slow down if they know that you are running out of time.