What Even Is Agile

The ultimate high-stakes gambler isn't at the casino—it's the IT guy whose entire professional existence balances precariously on StackOverflow answers and GitHub repositories! Nothing says "living dangerously" quite like building mission-critical systems with code snippets you found online at 2 AM and praying the maintainer of that one crucial dependency doesn't rage-quit open source tomorrow. The real adrenaline rush isn't bungee jumping—it's deploying to production with code you don't fully understand but copied anyway because it had 47 upvotes.

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