What Even Is Agile

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The race starts with such promise! Python slithers along gracefully, Java swims with enterprise-grade determination, and JavaScript spins chaotically but effectively. Then reality strikes—the bottom panel reveals what actually happens when code runs in production. Python trips on an IndentationError (because who needs curly braces when you have whitespace?), Java crashes with the dreaded NullPointerException (checking if null == null == null), and poor JavaScript is still waiting for its dependencies with "NPM Install..." frozen at 99%. Meanwhile, C is getting absolutely wrecked by a Segmentation Fault—accessing memory it shouldn't, like that one developer who keeps modifying production directly. The fish referee is just as confused as your project manager during a technical explanation.