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Content Ah University! time to learn about bleeding edge technologies and frameworks No we'll be going through deprecated frameworks in outdated IDEs Oh but we need those skills to get a... Android programming in eclipse

Content NEW POTENTIAL CUSTOMER! OPEN THE GATE CLOSE THE GATE THEY ARE GOING TO PAY A LOT OF MONEY! THEY WANT SOME NEW FEATURES! OPEN THE GATE A LITTLE

Content unhappy developer CRISIS CODE REPORT 80 of programmers are NOT happy... why? Fireship O 684K views 18 hours ago 4:43

Content The code The code in my head in my repo changelog.com

Content keuhkopussirotta Follow My life has been so much better ever since I traded my impostor syndrome to brilliant conman -syndrome. Do I deserve anything in life? Fuck no! Will I grasp it anyway? Fuck yes! My art has never been worth shit, but watch me bullshit my way into art school! I am a horrid goblin, but watch me make these people like me! Am I qualified to do this task? Well I sure have the certificates that say that I am! And how did I get those? Who knows! Not me! I am so good at cheating, I don't have to break a single rule to do it! I am brilliant, fast, and absolutely drunk with power! drpathetique Follow Finally a concise, accurate description of what l've been doing the past ten years

The ultimate AI coding assistant betrayal! Someone's excited about their new AI coding tool "Cursor" only to hit the dreaded 800 line limit after just one hour of letting the AI cook. The tool basically said "learn to code, noob" when they asked it to keep generating. It's like ordering a pizza only to have the delivery guy show up with just the crust and toppings, then hand you a recipe for the sauce with a note saying "making it yourself ensures you understand Italian cuisine." Thanks for nothing! The irony of using an AI tool specifically to avoid coding, only to be told you should learn coding instead... peak 2024 energy right there.