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Ah, C programming exams – where the real challenge isn't the code but surviving the professor's sadistic test design. First they paint on the basic "multiple choice" mask, then progressively transform into a full circus act with each question more absurd than the last. By the time they're forbidding calculators for 2^32 (that's 4,294,967,296 for us nerds who memorized it out of spite), you realize the course was never about programming – it was about psychological warfare. And they wonder why we drink so much coffee.

You know that moment when your brain is screaming "FFMPEG! IT'S FFMPEG!" but your fingers are already committed to typing FFMPREG? SpongeBob here perfectly captures that internal battle we all lose. The muscle memory just takes over and suddenly you're staring at "command not found" wondering why your terminal hates you. The worst part? You know it's wrong. You've typed ffmpeg a thousand times. But there's something about the MPEG part that makes your fingers want to throw in random letters like you're playing keyboard Scrabble. It's like your brain autocorrects to the most phonetically awkward version possible. Bonus points if you've also typed "ffpmeg" or "fmpeg" in the same session. At that point just alias it to "videothing" and call it a day.

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