What programming language is this?

The classic "study properly" vs "wing it" dilemma! Taking notes is for those who still believe documentation matters. Meanwhile, the rest of us just slam code together and pray to the compiler gods that we'll somehow remember which obscure function fixed that weird edge case three months ago. It's the programming equivalent of saying "I'll definitely remember where I parked" and then wandering around the parking lot for 20 minutes. The confidence is admirable though—nothing says "senior developer" like the unshakable belief that your memory is better than it actually is.

Content Write good code and documentation so people can pick up things faster Write shitty code and no documentation so that nobody can understand how things work and you can't be laid-off

Content Me in the process of removing unwanted code in software..

Turns out Norwegian accidentally became the official language of computer science education. When you translate "datafag" (data subject), you get "computer science." But wait for the plot twist - "slutt datafag" (end data subject) translates to "graduate computer science." So basically, in Norwegian, you don't finish your CS degree, you "slutt" it. No wonder programmers are always talking about their "end conditions" with such enthusiasm.

Content Writing comments around your code that's not even close to functional. Can't have dirty gai bageo

Content rEcRITERS RPROGRAM MERHUMOR COMMENTERS INFLAMED BY 10 YEAR CARBON REQUIREMENTS SENIOR DEV WHO WROTE THE JOB DESCRIPTION