What People thinks about Programming VS Reality

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Content C rcsMajors ujeesuscheesus 4h Join 4 reasons why CS is absolutely 100 dead 1. It's way too competitive. Everyone agrees with this. 2. It used to be exclusively done by a group of elite people but everyone and their grandma went into it. Now it's flooded by mediocre normies. 3. Grinding. You have to grind CS for a thousand hours and then you'll just be average. 4. Cheating. So many people cheat so it's extremely unfair.

You know that special breed of developer who treats code review like a formality that happens to other people? The "vibe coder" lives in a world where their code is so obviously brilliant that reviewing it themselves would be redundant. Why waste time checking for bugs, edge cases, or whether you accidentally committed your API keys when you can just YEET that pull request into the queue and let your teammates deal with the consequences? The confidence is truly inspiring. No self-review, no running tests locally, probably didn't even compile it one last time. Just raw, unfiltered code straight from the brain to the repo. And when the reviewer finds 47 issues including a SQL injection vulnerability and a function named "doStuff2_final_ACTUAL_final"? That's a future problem for future you. Fun fact: Studies show that developers catch about 60% of their own bugs during self-review before submitting for peer review. But who needs statistics when you've got vibes ?

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