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The classic "age is just a number" platitude gets a perfect programmer's twist. In JavaScript and many other languages, what looks like a number is often silently converted to a string when you least expect it. That smug face in the third panel is every backend dev who's spent hours debugging why 18 + 1 = 181 instead of 19 . Type coercion: ruining perfectly good calculations since 1995.

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Content OPS DUE BY Kelly Kochanski, Phillip Remaker and Alec Cawley upvoted 2h X Carey Aydelotte Follow humanish Sun Will software engineers ever stop being in demand? There are two schools of thought. Those with a background in business see developers as commodities and fully believe that programmers will program themselves out of a job field. The idea is that in some distant future, jobs like project manager, product manager, and marketing manager will still be critical but programmers themselves will be extinct as a result of the tools they created. The other school of thought is hard to understand because the programmers are laughing so hard they can't talk. 13.4K views View 964 upvotes View 4 shares WERE S You, Phillip Remaker, Michael Jorgensen and 7 more upvoted this 1 964 I G4 D 34 2 000

Content Walf walfieee Follow escape room concept: - you are a software engineer - there is a production issue related to a legacy codebase - no one knows how it works - various credentials are scattered around the office on post-it notes -there's some printouts of git diffs - you have an hour to fix this 5:36 am - 18 Jan 2018 6,627 Retweets 14,204 Likes 356 17 6.6K 14K

Content Was any programmer ever beaten for bad code? I've personally witnessed this done. The offending engineer, who completly acknowledged he'd messed up and introduced code that broke an important build, was surrounded by the team and shot. With nerf guns. Everyone laughed, he rolled back his commit and everything proceeded just fine. 124.3K views View Upvoters . View Sharers 4 670 92 0 1 000