What a shame..

Oh. My. God. Barbie is literally ALL OF US facing the unholy trinity of web development! She's over here coding HTML with one hand, CSS with the other, and when asked about JavaScript? The only reasonable response: SMASH FACE INTO KEYBOARD! 💀 The sheer audacity of Steven and Brian offering "help" while Barbie's already juggling the impossible. Like, excuse me?! I don't have a third hand for your callback hell nightmare, thankyouverymuch! Honestly, head-banging is the most elegant solution to JavaScript bugs I've seen in years. Pure genius. No debugging required!

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