Well Of Course I Know Him Hes Me

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Well Of Course I Know Him Hes Me

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The duality of the tech bro in his natural habitat! Dropping $5000 on a MacBook Pro and ergonomic throne while justifying it as "an investment in productivity," yet somehow the clothing budget remains firmly set at "whatever free swag I can grab from hackathons." The classic programmer uniform: premium hardware, premium chair, and a t-shirt that's seen more continuous runtime than their longest-running server. Priorities perfectly aligned - why waste money on clothes when you could be saving up for the next unnecessary IDE plugin?

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