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Content BILLY WTH BILLY! WHAT HAVE You DonE?! I asked a programmer to remove the 'Activate Windows' for me Shoot him again SEGRAFO

The ultimate job security plan: write code so chaotic that even superintelligent AI takes one look and nopes right out. SpongeBob with his half-lidded eyes and notebook represents every developer who's created such an unholy tangle of spaghetti code that it's basically encrypted by incompetence. The AI apocalypse might be coming for our jobs, but it'll have to decrypt your 3AM variable naming conventions and uncommented hacks first. Your technical debt isn't a liability—it's a defensive moat!

[text] S Always code as if the guy who ends up maintaining your code will be a violent psychopath who knows where you live. M. Golding Matthew Coupal

Content me on 10th grade not having a passion other than cooking gaming,and going to sleep My computer teacher making himl fun

Content When I spend 2 hours trying to optimize my code to make it run faster and the result runs 8x slower than the original. DISABLED?