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OH. MY. GOD. The AUDACITY of trillion-dollar companies balancing their entire digital empires on the backs of sleep-deprived programmers who code for free in their underwear! 💀 Picture this: a MASSIVE elephant (that's our global tech infrastructure) standing on a beach ball (open source software), which is somehow being held up by two tiny ants (those poor, unpaid open source devs who survive on ramen and Stack Overflow karma). Next time your bank app crashes or your favorite website goes down, pour one out for the unsung heroes maintaining that random Python package your ENTIRE FINANCIAL SYSTEM depends on. They're probably fixing critical bugs between Zoom meetings at their day job!

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The brutal reality check we all need sometimes. Just like how your IDE theme won't fix your spaghetti code, wearing programmer merch won't magically grant you debugging powers. The dog is the only honest one here—delivering hard truths while the rest of us are busy configuring Neovim instead of fixing that memory leak. Turns out all those programmer socks on Amazon weren't the career hack we thought they were. Who knew?