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SWEET MOTHER OF NESTED LOOPS! This code is what happens when you let a serial killer write your data processing script! 😱 It's like watching someone try to solve a Rubik's cube while blindfolded, drunk, AND riding a unicycle through a minefield! The absolute AUDACITY of using globals().__setitem__ instead of just assigning a variable like a normal human being! And those underscores everywhere? It's like they're trying to communicate in Morse code through variable names! Whoever wrote this abomination should be legally banned from touching a keyboard for at least 7 business days. Future maintainers will need therapy sessions and possibly an exorcist. 💀

Content Don't cry babe, It's just a movie.. Don't cry babe, It's just a runtime error

Ah, the developer's retirement plan! What we're witnessing here is the digital equivalent of getting rich through suffering. The jar is practically overflowing after just an hour of coding - not because they're particularly bad at programming, but because the universe has a special kind of sadistic humor reserved exclusively for developers. At this rate of compiler errors, they'll have enough to buy a private island by Wednesday. Who needs a 401k when you have syntax errors? The real question is whether they're using JavaScript, where everything is simultaneously valid and completely broken at the same time. The irony is that they'd probably be richer if they just invested the time they spend debugging into literally anything else. But where's the fun in that?

Content Just because Python looks like psuedocode doesn't mean you can get away with shitty documentation

Content Me explaining how to use the program User the program

Nothing says "committed relationship" like spending 4 hours trying to horizontally align a div only to give up and use flexbox. The real affair is between this poor soul and Stack Overflow. Trust issues? Please. The only thing he's cheating with is margin: 0 auto; and it's clearly not working out.