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When you're out here calling yourself a "vibe engineer" instead of a software engineer, don't be surprised when your code can't support production load. The joke here is that "vibe engineers" – those developers who prioritize aesthetics, vibes, and cool factor over structural integrity and solid engineering principles – literally wouldn't be able to engineer a bridge. And honestly? Fair. You can't ship a bridge to production with just good vibes and a Figma mockup. It's a hilarious jab at the trend of developers giving themselves quirky titles while maybe not having the fundamental engineering chops. Real engineering requires understanding load-bearing structures, stress testing, and fault tolerance – whether you're building a bridge or a distributed system. Your TypeScript animations won't save you when the infrastructure collapses under traffic.

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