We are just friends

Content 17 Internet of Shit Retweeted Computer Facts computerfact concerned parent: if all your friends jumped off a bridge would you follow them? machine learning algorithm: yes. 2:20 PM Mar 15, 2018

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Nothing quite captures the existential despair of software development like pulling an all-nighter to fix a P1 (Priority 1) bug, only to have management casually toss your work into the "future enhancements" pile. It's that special kind of corporate magic where your emergency somehow transforms into someone else's "nice-to-have" feature. The image perfectly captures that moment of pure defeat when you realize those 8 Red Bulls and your rapidly deteriorating mental health were completely unnecessary. Next time just say "the servers are down" and go take a nap instead.

Content col reamstime. estri subst Tauno Talimaa tauntz I sit in a dark room and project code straight to my face while solving complicated problems. This helps me to immerse myself in it and "feel" the code. BadStockPhotosOfMyJob 2:17 PM - May 4, 2018 ProdrammerHumor.io

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Content When you type 10 lines of code and it works at the first run I see no God up here Other than ME