Very Active Developer

Content YOU'VE HEARD OF Ruby RAILS NOW GET READY FOR

The eternal Linux distribution war rages on! Hardcore Linux purists are losing their minds watching Ubuntu—the "normie" distro—continue to dominate despite Arch and Gentoo existing. It's like watching people choose a pre-built IKEA desk when they could be cutting down their own trees and milling their own lumber. Sure, Ubuntu might be the McDonald's of Linux, but guess what? Sometimes people just want their OS to work without compiling their own kernel or reading 47 wiki pages. The horror!

The Olympic sharpshooter progression we never knew we needed! First, we've got the elite marksman with VS Code - the precision tool for developers who want intellisense and pretty colors. Then there's Sublime Text - for the speed demons who think waiting 0.2 seconds for an IDE to load is basically eternity. But then... Notepad++ enters the chat. It's like bringing a Honda Civic to a Formula 1 race - somehow still has a cult following. And finally, the punchline - regular Windows Notepad. The coding equivalent of shooting with your eyes closed while facing backward. No syntax highlighting, no plugins, just pure text and tears. The weapon of choice for those who enjoy suffering or have a production emergency at 2 AM on a server with nothing else installed. And yes, we're deliberately not mentioning a certain editor that requires a PhD to exit. You know the one.

Content Apple: our laptops are so thin that the LAN port cannot be installed! Fujitsu: HOLD MY SAKE

Content You've been working on one section of a program for 2 hours straight No red lines in vour editor It commiles first time No runtime goofiness first time Bernie Berni

Content No text found in image