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The bar is so low it's practically a tripping hazard in hell. After hours of staring at the same error message, getting a new one feels like winning the lottery. Sure, you're still completely lost, but at least you're lost in a different neighborhood now. The sweet illusion of progress when all you've really done is discover a new way to break your code. That crumpled paper on the desk? That's your sanity. But hey, at least the coffee's still warm.

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Accidentally launching full Visual Studio instead of VS Code is like embarking on an interstellar journey when you just wanted to go to the corner store. The meme perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when you realize your computer's RAM is about to be consumed by a software behemoth that takes longer to load than continental drift. By the time Visual Studio finishes initializing, your deadline will have passed, your coffee will be cold, and humanity will have colonized Mars. The difference between these two IDEs is basically the difference between bringing a nuclear warhead or a pocket knife to slice an apple.

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God himself is fed up with TypeScript developers abusing those keywords. Nothing says "I have no idea what I'm doing" like slapping auto and constexpr everywhere because Stack Overflow said it might work. The compiler's been trying to warn you for weeks, but you just keep suppressing those errors with more type gymnastics. Eventually the universe itself will collapse under the weight of your technical debt. Type safety is important, but at some point you've got to actually understand what you're typing.

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