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Content People at work: it says the file is too big, what do I do? Me: compress it, use WinRAR Them: WinAR? what's that, never heard of it Me: what the cinnamon toast fuck is this

The eternal struggle of our people. Just like vampires hiss at sunlight and Superman cowers from kryptonite, programmers recoil in horror at light-themed IDEs. Twenty years in this industry and I've never met a senior dev who willingly uses light mode. Our eyes have evolved to thrive in the darkness of basement offices and midnight debugging sessions. White backgrounds? That's for interns and management who code once a year. The rest of us prefer our screens like our coffee - dark and keeping us alive through questionable life choices.

Content C pointers when you forget to clean them up th.meobiomeles I'm not supposed to exist that long. This is getting weird.

Content 499 GB Flash Storage 499 GB Flash Storage Overview Displays Storage Support Service Macintosh 278.43 GB L System System 212.79 GB 9.42 GB Apps Overview Displays Storage Support Service Macintosh HD 278.43 GB available of 499.42 GB System Apps Manage... Available 278.43 GB je...

Content retrOpyhoona001 var11bvell-evastono etrOpyhooma00: - apt -cache search BlumeDB Marous lumeDB: Brovser: - sudo -E apt-get install BlumeDB Li Reading paokage lists... Done DELETE PROFILE DATA y DELETINO PROFILE DATABASE 0601 I DONE enjoy your new life Th addletona

Content You are, without doubt, the worst developer I've heard of. But you have heard of me.