Two’s complement, anyone?

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Content Me adding useless comments to my code Cant have shirty garbage

The annual summer ritual of developer suffering has begun. First panel: you're coding next to your PC that's running hotter than Satan's kitchen, fans screaming for mercy. Second panel: you open a window hoping for relief, but instead invite nature's most annoying debuggers. Third panel: moths, attracted to your screen like QA is to that one edge case you forgot to handle, turn your home office into a rainbow rave party. And you thought memory leaks were your biggest problem today.

Content I Was Wondering Why My Computer Had Bluescreens. Now I Am Wondering Why My Computer Was Able To Boot Up At All

Someone challenged programmers to prove their skills by fixing all bugs. Richard's solution? An infinite loop that immediately exits with success code 0. Technically, if your program terminates instantly, there's no time for bugs to manifest. Zero runtime equals zero bugs. It's the software equivalent of "can't get hurt if you never leave the house." The code literally does nothing forever while simultaneously doing nothing at all—a quantum state of uselessness wrapped in syntactically correct logic. Ship it to production, no QA needed.

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