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Content CHOP CHOP AARGH WHY IS THIS STRUCTURE HERE? WHERE COULD THIS BRIDGE POSSIBLY LEAD ? WHAT A HORRIBLY DESIGNED STREET, MOST INEFFICIENT. WHAT IS ALL THIS CRAP? THIS SIGN DOESN'T HELP ME MUCH. THiS IS BRIDGE GOOD GOD! WHAT THE HELL DOES THIS CONTRAPTION DO? I hate reading other people's code.

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Content Learn to program No exit condition Make recursive function Learn to program Make recursive function No exit condition

Content double getAverage (int vall, int val2) double thePurpose0fThisFunctionIsToTakeTwoIntegersAsArgument sNamedVallAndVal2AndToReturnThe verageValue0fTheTwoIntegersAsADoubleType(int val1, in val2)

Front-end development: peaceful meadows, sunshine, and playing with cute dinosaurs. Meanwhile, back-end developers are literally fighting for their lives in a post-apocalyptic hellscape where everything is on fire and mutant babies are trying to eat your face. But hey, the crushing existential dread comes with a higher salary, so there's that! The perfect visualization of why back-end devs always look like they've seen things no human should witness. "It's fine, everything's fine" they whisper, as another server crashes at 3am.

Content junior engineers Senior antineers