This subreddit in a nutshell.

Content Friends: How did you write this code so beautifully? Me(Proudly): Geek Lab STOLE IT

Content LIGHTYEAR Nobody will guess that my password is password

Content Me explaining my code issue StackOverflow Google ProdrammerHumor.io

Content STOP DOING AGILE REQUIREMENTS ARE NOT SUPPOSED TO CHANGE EVERY TWO WEEKS YEARS of ESTIMATING yet no real-world evidence of anything getting done faster "In order to reduce process we add more process" - statement dreamed up by the UTTERLY DERANGED POKER is a GAME not a PLANNING TOOL T-shirt size estimation belongs in the CLOTHING STORE not SOFTWARE DEVELOPMENT "Points represent complexity, not time" YET YOU KEEP MEASURING HOW MANY POINTS FIT IN A WEEK?? People who want to "BURN DOWN" belongs in JAIL not run software teams Same goes for people doing GROOMING This is REAL SCRUM done by REAL scrum masters: Planning Work ACTUAL IDEAL Start: 50 points Done: 70 points Remaining: 100 points ????? ??? ???? They have played us for absolute fools

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Content Emma Bostian ( EmmaBo... : 18h Me getting frustrated trying to fix a bug Brain: "You should take a break" Me: "Nope" Brain: "But it'll really hel." Me: " SAID NO NOW LET ME SUFFER IN SILENCE UNTIL I EITHER FIX IT OR OUIT AND BECOME A PROFESSIONAL SWEATER KNITTER"