This legit gave me anxiety

The eternal programmer struggle summed up in 11 words. We spend our days shouting instructions at silicon, hoping it might cooperate. "I tell computers to do things. Sometimes they listen." That's not just programming—that's an abusive relationship with technology where you're the one being gaslit. The computer knows exactly what you want but chooses violence instead. And the best part? When it finally works, you have no idea why. Just nod and back away slowly before it changes its mind.

Content I have a joke about programming, but it only works on my computer...

Content CHAK Busted! googling Fortran tutorial again No! I was playing Fortnite I swear

Content I have no idea how to implement that. That's out of scope for this feature and would severely impact the release timeframe. made smith ProdrammerHumor.io

Content HEY EVERYBODYI HE'S TRYING TO LEARNA NEW SKITTAND IS KINDA AWKWARD AND FEELS SILLY BECAUSE HE'S STILL LEARNING! SEEP NOBODY CARES. KEEP PRACTICING, BECAUSE GETTING GOOD AT SOMETHING TAKES TIME YOU'RE DOING GREAT, AND I HOPE YOU BECOME A MASTER AT WHATEVET IT IS YOU'RE TRYING TO LEARN impflip.com

The ultimate punishment isn't solitary confinement—it's forced JavaScript training! Finnish prison rehabilitation just got real with the judge sentencing criminals to two years of callback hell, prototype inheritance, and "undefined is not a function" errors. The prisoner's face says it all: that moment when you realize your crime only warranted a misdemeanor but somehow you're getting punished with learning hoisting and closures. At least in regular prison you just break rocks instead of trying to figure out why this keeps changing context. The real torture? Waiting for npm packages to install on prison wifi.