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Oh. My. GOD. The most SAVAGE representation of web development reality I've ever seen! 😱 The frontend is this PRISTINE, GORGEOUS embroidery with perfect patterns that users gaze upon in blissful ignorance. Meanwhile, the backend is a CHAOTIC NIGHTMARE of tangled threads, held together by what can only be described as the digital equivalent of duct tape and prayers! It's like inviting guests to a fancy dinner where the dining room is immaculate but the kitchen looks like a bomb went off. And yet somehow... IT WORKS. The backend devs are over there having seventeen simultaneous panic attacks while frontend devs are picking color palettes. I'm DECEASED. ⚰️

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Content Sunspot Project Dr. I lost, misplaced, or possibly ate my sunspot packet for breakfast one morning before I had coffee, and I decided that instead of going through the archive and re-drawing all of the little circles I should put my computer science degree to use and create a script to automatically collect the spaceweather photos and detect sunspots from them. So I did that instead of doing what you asked. However, here are the reasons I think you should give me a good grade on this project: 1. It took me at least 10 times longer than actually just going back and rewriting my data 2. I had to compile a computer vision library from source and it sucked 3. The program works super well and it's cool and you can have it if you want 4. It is capable of recording sunspots way more precisely than by hand so I'm going to bombastically submit that this is the most accurate sunspot project you have ever and possibly will ever receive, unless someone else is both as irresponsible and selectively lazy as I am 5. I won't be able to live with myself and my decisions if you don't 6. Please Thanks, and please enjoy this shockingly accurate and over-engineered project

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When your crush's behavior is too complex to understand with simple logic, bring out the big engineering guns! This guy took "mixed signals" literally and applied Fourier analysis—breaking down her complicated behavior into simpler sine waves. Next step: plotting her text response times against moon phases and coffee consumption. Hey, if it works for signal processing, why not relationships? The oscilloscope doesn't lie... even if his dating prospects might be approaching zero faster than a damped harmonic oscillator.