They're taking the hobbytes to Isengard!

Dogfooding: meh, I guess we should use our own half-baked project management tool that crashes every Tuesday. Dogshitting: OH HELL YES, we get to use our own AI that actually works and makes our jobs easier instead of pretending Jira is a good product. The difference? AI companies are actually excited to use their own tools because they're not selling enterprise garbage that requires 47 meetings to configure. They're building stuff that deletes their own workload. Revolutionary concept, really.

Ah, the beautiful delusion of being in the elite 30% that AI can't replace. The awkward side-eye monkey meme perfectly captures that moment of existential dread when you realize your code is actually 17 nested if-statements and three Stack Overflow copies. Let's be honest—we all immediately did that mental calculation: "Surely I'm in the top tier of programmers!" Meanwhile, our Git commit history is just variations of "fixed bug" and "please work this time." Fun fact: The real top 30% are too busy writing documentation to even see this meme.

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The dictionary definition we all secretly wish was printed in Webster's. After 15 years in the trenches, I can confirm this is exactly what happens in every client meeting: Client: "We need a simple website." Me: *builds website* Client: "Why can't it also predict stock market trends and make coffee?" The "wizard/magician" reference is spot on. I've literally been asked if I can "just hack" into systems before. No Karen, that's called a felony, not a feature request.

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