They Definitely Dont Care

Content Programmers While Coding It Doesn't Work. . Why? It Work. Why?

Content I'm sorry, but why does this file only say "Utinni"? Because it was written in Jawa-Script, Master Kenobi.

Content Null is safer than zero: A water glass with zero water can be broken and you can't break a glass if it doesn't exist!

That face when the product owner describes a completely vague feature, you have zero clue how to implement it, but somehow everyone agrees it's a "5-point story." In Agile planning poker, story points are supposed to measure complexity, but they've become the universal "sounds complicated but not too complicated" metric. It's the software equivalent of answering "fine" when someone asks how you're doing while your code is silently burning in production. The best part? Next sprint, that innocent 5-pointer will mutate into a 13-point monster with seven undocumented dependencies and a legacy system integration nobody mentioned in the planning meeting.

Content ramnivas ramnivas Roses are Red Violets are blue Naming variable is hard So let's call it foo Follow

The grumpy face never changes, just the multitasking skills. Before kids: "This code is garbage!" After kids: "This code is garbage AND I haven't slept in 3 days!" The true parallel processing isn't in your fancy algorithms—it's coding with one hand while holding a baby with the other. Somehow both scenarios involve cleaning up messes and debugging mysterious errors that make no logical sense. The only difference? One of them eventually grows up and stops crying. The code never does.