They Call Me Psychopath

Content depresivnakrpa 6 months ago Hello I'm a Bosnian virus. Due to my country's bad technology, I cant make a real virus. So, please delete System 32 manually. 39 Reply eThu

When your "quick fix" turns into a complete codebase overhaul! 😱 591 files changed and that +10326/-989 line count is giving me heart palpitations. We've all been there—start with "I'll just tweak this one thing" and suddenly you're six minutes into committing what can only be described as a code apocalypse. The commit message "HOLY F***" perfectly captures that moment of "what have I done" clarity. This isn't a commit, it's a manifesto!

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Content MY BOSS THINKS INVENTED AT HE TOLD HIS BOSS IT WAS HIS IDEA

Content I Am Devloper amdevloper being a programmer and watching someone "hack" a computer on a TV show is like being a nurse and watching someone in a movie take blood with a carrot.

Ah, the classic "Am I the villain?" moment every developer has when they discover that their "just in case" code could actually land them in prison. Turns out embedding vengeful time bombs in production systems is frowned upon by both employers and the legal system. Who knew? Pro tip: If your exit strategy involves felony charges and a decade behind bars, maybe just settle for a passive-aggressive goodbye email instead.