Theres Always That One Guy

The four horsemen of software development: happiness, ambition, regret, and rage. That magical moment when your functioning code suddenly reveals its true form - a dumpster fire with 258 hidden bugs. Nothing says "I'm a professional" like discovering your working code was just bugs holding hands in a trench coat. The real reason we drink coffee isn't for energy - it's to suppress the screams.

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The evolution of a programmer in one tweet. Juniors frantically Google "how to implement X" while seniors spend their time figuring out which parts of the spec can be safely ignored. The real 10x developer isn't the one who writes 10x more code—it's the one smart enough not to write it in the first place. Less code = fewer bugs = fewer 2AM production incidents. Wisdom isn't knowing what to add, it's knowing what to leave out.

Content CATALIN PIT A catalinmpit Tech interview: - Dynamic Programming - Dijkstra Algorithm - Linked Lists, Stacks, Queues, Binary Trees - 10 hard LeetCode questions Day-to-day job: - Fix typo in README - Center the form -Fix the Twitter icon link - Add secretkey