The Past Is Not In The Past

Content Programmer I think I forgot something. Programmer Yeah, you're right. C class if you forgot, then it wasn't important. Allocated memory

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Kotlin developers looking down on Java programmers like they're some ancient evolutionary ancestor. "Look at these primitive creatures still writing 20 lines of boilerplate for what I do in 2." The irony is most Kotlin devs were Java programmers last week before they discovered the cool new toy. They conveniently forget they're running on the same JVM that those "cavemen" built. It's like moving to a nicer neighborhood and pretending you grew up there.

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OH MY GOD, THE APOCALYPSE IS HERE! 😱 Arch Linux users are having their PRECIOUS FREEDOM snatched away in this satirical meme about Linux going corporate! Not only is Arch supposedly becoming "closed-source" (the ultimate sin in Linux land), but they're adding MICROTRANSACTIONS?! $5.99 for "pro" and $7.99 for "ultimate" repositories?! The cherry on top of this dystopian nightmare? The sacred pacman package manager will now have AI that can "automatically run shell commands" (translation: control your computer) and show ADS while you're just trying to install your nerdy software! The "sudo rm -rf /" opt-out option is the chef's kiss of evil - that command would literally delete your entire system. This is basically Linux users' worst fever dream come true!

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