The true horror

Content BE README.md Rockstar Rockstar is a dynamically typed Turing-complete programming language. Rockstar is designed for creating computer programs that are also song lyrics, and is heavily influenced by the lyrical conventions of 1980s hard rock and power ballads. But why? Mainly because if we make Rockstar a real (and completely pointless) programming language, then recruiters and hiring managers won't be able to talk about 'rockstar developers' any more. Also 'cos it's kinda fun and any language based on the idea of compiling Meatloaf lyrics has to be worth a look, right? Also we can make stickers. Who doesn't want a sticker on their laptop saying 'CERTIFIED ROCKSTAR DEVELOPER'? ProarammerHumor.io

Content 90S VIRUSES DESTROYING POS THOROUGHLY TODAY'S VIRUS ASKING TO SHOW POPUP ADS imaflip.com

Content CREATE A NEW ACCOUNT spacemoses1337 hunter hunter Password is being used by wrowealdo37189. Please choose another password email I understand the risks of using someone else's password I'm not a robot SIGN UP

Content Me: gathers the courage to ask my first question on stackoverflow First answer DEVPUNS Duplicate, You fucking donkey.

THE ABSOLUTE AUDACITY of showing someone your code and having to immediately follow it with a disclaimer! There you are, exposing your digital soul to the world, and all you can say is "it ain't much and it doesn't work." HONEY, THAT'S THE PROGRAMMER ANTHEM! The sheer vulnerability of showing someone your janky, duct-taped monstrosity that somehow passes for code is the most authentic developer experience in existence. We're all just farmers in the digital fields, growing our barely-functioning algorithms and praying for a good harvest that never comes! 💅

The ultimate name bamboozle! Developers discovering that Godot (pronounced "go-DOH") game engine isn't written in Go is like finding out that JavaScript has nothing to do with Java. That shocked cat face perfectly captures the moment of realization when your brain short-circuits after assuming a connection that doesn't exist. The naming convention gods have struck again, leaving another victim questioning their entire reality.