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Finally, a game that turns your imposter syndrome into a competitive sport! CodeGuessr shows you a random snippet of code (or in this case, an RSA key) and asks you to identify which famous GitHub repo it's from. Because nothing says "I'm a real developer" like recognizing React's codebase from a single function. The best part? That massive RSA key taking up 90% of the screen. As if anyone could look at that cryptographic vomit and think "Ah yes, clearly this is from TensorFlow." It's basically Wordle for people who think regular Wordle doesn't make them feel inadequate enough.

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The yellow character is panicking about compiler warnings while the green character, clearly a senior dev who's seen it all, just slaps a flower emoji on it. It's the programming equivalent of putting a decorative band-aid on a broken leg. Sure, the code compiles, but those 43 warnings are just sitting there... menacingly . This is basically what happens when the deadline trumps code quality. "Ship it now, fix it never" as the ancient developer proverb goes.

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