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Content Jet jetblack72 Programmer goes to shop for groceries, wife tells him: "Get a gallon of milk. If they have eggs, get a dozen." So he comes back home with a gallon of milk and a dozen eggs because he's a programmer, not a poorly programmed computer.

Content when you finish coding so you can close your 200 tabs Finally, inner peace.

Content Trying to do some command-line based C development on Windows This little maneuver is gonna cost us 7 GB

Content CAN I LOAD IT UP ON YOUR LAPTOP? SURE! OH, JUST HIT BOTH SHIFT KEYS TO CHANGE OVER TO QWERTY. CAPS LOCK IS CONTROL. AND SPACEBAR IS CAPSLOCK. AND TWO-FINGER SCROLL MOVES THROUGH TIME INSTEAD OF SPACE. 1 AND- ONCE I'VE USED A COMPUTER FOR A WHILE, NO ONE ELSE WILL EVER USE IT AGAIN. Me with 7 AutoHotkey scripts constantly running on my laptop: ProgrammerHumor.

Content DAYS OFF FINALLY, VACATION! TIME TO TAKE A BREAK FROM WORK.. NITWITTER.COM VINCENTONL AND START CODING ON MY PERSONAL PROJECT!