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Ah, Santa's gone full DBA this year! The perfect ugly Christmas sweater for that database admin who spends December filtering out the naughty list. Instead of checking it twice, Santa's running SELECT * FROM contacts WHERE behavior = 'nice' and sorting that table twice for good measure. The "SQL Clause is coming to town" pun is the kind of dad joke that makes junior devs roll their eyes while secretly wanting the sweater for themselves. Just pray Santa's database is properly indexed, or those good children might not get their presents until February.

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Content Me 10 emails deep into a chain trying to figure out why l'm even included in the email

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Content IVE FINALLY FOUND AFTER 15 YEARS THE SCROLL OF TRUTH! The reason you thought ChatGPT codes are good, is because you write mid codes imal flip.com

Oh the eternal battle between measurement systems! 🍌 First dude's like "a foot is roughly two bananas" (peak American measurement energy). Then the reasonable guy suggests using metric like a normal human. BUT WAIT! The first guy hits back with "a KB is 1000 bytes" (which is technically metric), and the second guy loses his mind because in computing we've got this weird thing where a KB is actually 1024 bytes! The grand finale? Converting back to banana-metrics: "a KB is roughly 142 bananas in ASCII" which is just *chef's kiss* perfect nonsense. It's the chaotic energy of programmers trying to agree on standards while secretly making up their own ridiculous conversion rates!