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OH MY GOD, the TRAUMA is REAL! 💀 Take a two-week vacation and suddenly your brain turns into a BLANK NOTEPAD FILE?! The coding knowledge just EVAPORATES into thin air! One minute you're writing elegant algorithms, the next you're googling "how to print hello world" while questioning your entire career choices. It's like your brain has the memory retention of a goldfish swimming in COFFEE! And don't even get me started on coming back to your own code... "WHO WROTE THIS ABOMINATION?!" Oh wait, it was me... two weeks ago. The impostor syndrome isn't just knocking - it's BREAKING DOWN THE DOOR with a battering ram!

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