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Ah, the Chrome trade agreement. Google's browser offers you the worst deal in the history of deals, possibly ever. You hand over 9.6GB of precious RAM and get... a single browser tab. Not even a whole browsing experience—just one lonely tab. The memory leak is so bad you could water plants with it. Meanwhile, your computer fans sound like they're preparing for takeoff while you're just trying to check the weather. And yet, here we are, still using it. Stockholm syndrome is real in tech.

Forget sharks, serial killers, or even death itself. The true nightmare fuel is that one competitive programming problem that's been haunting your GitHub for three years. You know, the one where you've tried 47 different approaches, scrolled through StackOverflow until your finger developed carpal tunnel, and still get "Time Limit Exceeded" on test case #217. The problem that makes you question your entire career choice at 2AM while surrounded by energy drink cans and broken dreams. Death is merciful – CP problems are forever.

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That moment when your AI model is just a hammer repeatedly hitting itself until it gets a reward. Basically how most machine learning projects go in production - smack things randomly until something works, then call it "intelligence." The neural network doesn't understand the problem, it just knows that hitting the nail sometimes makes the treats appear.