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Content "Programming is not stressful at all" Dave - 26 years old

Content bartwe bartwerf 7h Fun new bug report: Game window stays black, but when i screenshot the screenshot shows the game. 4 17 12 Searge SeargeDP 7h Optimize the screenshot function and run it 30 to 60 times per second? 9 1 17 1 14

Content The Only Comment of The Code Dear maintainer: When I wrote this code, only I and God knew what it was. Now, only God knows! So if you are done trying to 'optimize' this routine (and failed), please increment the following counter as a warning to the next guy: totalhourswastedhere 67

Content You find someone on the internet with the same problem as you They solve it and never say how. made with mematic

Content Person: I'm dumb and stupid. You: Why are you saying that? Don't be so hard on yourself! Person: Because I think insert Programming opinion here. You: ...you really are dumb and stupid. Person: ...I know... made with mematic ProdrammerHumor.io

Content Randolph West S randolphwest "nginx" is pronounced "Engine-X" "PostgreSQL" is pronounced "Post- gres" "MySQL" is pronounced "My-S-Q-L" "SQL Server" is pronounced "Sequel Server" "Kubernetes" is pronounced "Koober-netties" "SAP" is pronounced "S-A-p" "Oracle" is pronounced "Fetch the chequebook" 9:41 PM 4220 Twitter for Mac 1,868 Retweets 6,303 Likes 17 Proar