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That moment when you wake up from the Python Stockholm syndrome. You've spent years indenting code blocks, fighting with package dependencies, and dealing with version conflicts, only to suddenly realize you've been suffering the whole time. Like discovering the golf club you've been using for years is actually a shovel. The epiphany hits harder than a segmentation fault.

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The perfect visual guide to container technologies that no documentation could ever match: Docker: A single shipping container. Simple, isolated, gets the job done. "It works on my machine" finally became "it works in my container." Docker Compose: Multiple containers stacked together like building blocks. For when your app is too complex for just one container but you still want to pretend everything is under control. Kubernetes: Complete chaos with containers falling off the ship into the ocean. What started as "let's orchestrate our containers" ends with "why is our production environment swimming with the fishes?" The perfect representation of what happens when you try to scale without understanding what you're doing. The accuracy is painful. Four years of computer science education just to end up googling "why is my pod crashing" at 3 AM.

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