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The MGM lion is the perfect mascot for web development. On the frontend, you've got this majestic, polished beast roaring confidently at users. Flip to the backend and it's just some poor exhausted dev sprawled across a table with their code running upside down and backwards. The backend is where dreams and clean architecture go to die, but hey—at least the users get to see a pretty lion! Ten years in the industry and I still can't tell if I'm the lion or the guy face-planted on the keyboard. Probably depends on the sprint.

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Someone clearly skipped their Python tutorials and went straight to the animal kingdom! 🐢 The poor soul selected "A group of turtles" as the definition of a Python library when it's ACTUALLY "a group of functions" (though honestly, herding turtles might be easier than debugging some libraries). The question is giving major "I'll just wing this exam" energy. Next up: "What's a Python string? A snake wearing a necklace!" 🐍💎

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The stick figure enthusiastically declares JavaScript as their favorite language, only to reveal why: JavaScript's infamous type coercion turns "11" + 1 into "111" (string concatenation) but "11" - 1 into 10 (numeric subtraction). This is the programming equivalent of falling in love with someone for their most chaotic trait. It's like saying "I adore this person because they alphabetize their bookshelf but organize their fridge by color." The drunk character in the corner just watching this madness unfold is every senior developer who's been burned by these quirks but has Stockholm syndrome at this point.

The perfect double entendre doesn't exi-- Turns out HTTPS isn't just for websites anymore! That moment when your romantic partner asks if you have "protection" and you smugly whip out your SSL certificate. Because nothing says "I care about security" like encrypting your, uh, data transfers. The secure connection joke hits different when you've spent 12 hours debugging certificate issues. At least someone's getting a proper handshake tonight!