Stupid AI taking jobs

The absolute HORROR of someone asking you to change your masterpiece! 😱 The sheer AUDACITY! Here we have Spider-Man (the experienced dev) telling his mini-me that his code is basically carved in stone tablets and brought down from Mount Sinai. "Permanent code" is the greatest myth since "temporary solutions" - it's just a dramatic way of saying "I wrote this spaghetti nightmare at 2am and I'm terrified to touch it again because THE WHOLE SYSTEM WILL COLLAPSE!" Let's be honest, we've all written that one feature where even WE don't remember how it works anymore. The boss dares to request a simple change and suddenly you're contemplating a career change to goat farming. 🐐

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Oh, the SHEER DESPERATION! Stack Overflow has reached that tragic point in its life where it's literally BEGGING random users to help others! 😱 It's like watching your formerly cool uncle create a dating profile after 20 years of marriage. "We think you would be a great fit" - translation: "PLEASE FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS HOLY, SOMEONE ANSWER THESE QUESTIONS BEFORE WE DROWN IN A SEA OF 'HOW TO CENTER A DIV' POSTS!" The dating app of programming has resorted to the digital equivalent of standing on the street with a sign: "Will mark as duplicate for food." What's next? Stack Overflow sliding into your DMs at 2am with "u up? got any regex solutions?"

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