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Content WHAT GIVES PEOPLE FEELINGS OF POWER MONEY STATUS USING THE TERMINAL IN FRONT OF NON-PROGRAMMERS iamnotonartist..

That sign is basically legacy code in a nutshell. Some engineer 15 years ago decided to save 20 bucks by wiring the light switch to the elevator control system, and now we're all hostages to their terrible architecture decisions. This is exactly why we preach separation of concerns. Your light switch should do ONE thing. When a junior dev asks "why can't I just add this feature to the authentication service?" show them this picture and watch their soul leave their body.

Content JESSICA BROKE UP WITH ME AND I DONT UNDERSTAND WHY... I GOT YOU BRO , GO EVERYTHING WAS FINE UNTIL I WENT TO THE MALL AND BOUGHT THE DUCK OUTFIT. THAT LED HER TO REALIZE I... OMG I GET IT NOW! 405 SRGRAFO

Content Chirasul 00 chirasul since we're having a baby in a couple months, the discord is discussing parenting life hacks Chirasul Today at 2.31 PM give your baby a dollar immediately after birth before they receive their social security number, when they receive their SS, they're value is reset automatically to O. now take back that dollar. baby now has a negative value: the social security buffer cant handle a negative number so it immediately flips around to the highest 32-bit integer, letting your baby start life with 2,147 483.647

Content Reconecting ... Today one of my 4th grade students renamed himself "reconecting ..." on our Zoom call and pretended that he was having internet issues to avoid participating in our lesson.

Content Noooo you can't do all of your coding in an industrial sized freezer, you'll catch hypothermia! 34 34 I do all of my coding in an industrial sized freezer I do all of my coding in an industrial sized freezer 14 14 0.1 1O score 55 2 2 70 85 9546 100 0.1 115 130 145