States Of Every Programmer

Content Me peacefully refactoring legacy code Some mf who used three dimensional array of structures 13 years ago made with mematic

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Content Barnacules Nerdgasm in a Barnacules This made me laugh way to hard Pata Flair A QA engineer walks into a bar. Orders a beer. Orders 0 beers. Orders 99999999999 beers. Orders a lizard. Orders -1 beers. Orders a ueicbksidhd. First real customer walks in and asks where the bathroom is. The bar bursts into flames, killing everyone.

Content MEFORGETS EXITCONDITION MY RECURSTUE PROGRAM: ingflip.com In fuckin do it again

Content HI, THIS 15 YOUR SON'S SCHOOL. WERE HAVING SOME COMPUTER TROUBLE. DID YOU REALLY NAME YOUR SON Robert'); DROP TABLE Students;-? OH. YES. LITTLE BOBBY TABLES, WE CALL HIM. OH, DEAR - DID HE BREAK SOMETHING? IN A WAY- WELL, WEVE LOST THIS YEAR'S STUDENT RECORDS. I HOPE YOURE HAPPY. AND I HOPE YOU'VE LEARNED TO SANITIZE YOUR DATABASE INPUTS.

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