States Of Every Programmer

The existential dread of encountering a C++ lambda that looks like hieroglyphics carved by ancient compiler priests. You know the ones—those monstrosities with capture lists, auto return types, and nested template arguments that stretch across three monitors. The developer is literally begging for mercy from whoever created that syntax nightmare. Meanwhile, there you are, knife in hand, ready to maintain that codebase because you claimed "I know C++" in the interview. Pro tip: If your lambda requires its own documentation chapter, maybe just write a regular function like a normal human being.

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First frame: Raging at a linter suggestion to replace new String().getClass() with String.class because "nobody writes code like this." Second frame: Complete attitude reversal after hearing why the rule exists, suddenly claiming to have "seen such things 11 times, as a matter of fact." The duality of developers: loudly rejecting best practices until the moment they realize they've been writing garbage code their entire career. Then suddenly they were the code quality champion all along! The mental gymnastics deserve an Olympic gold medal.

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