States Of Every Programmer

Content Senior dev to junior dev: "If you're stuck on a problem, ask me." After some time:

Content Building Project... Building Project... BUILD FAILED! samuelko123

The modern programmer's commute: rolling out of bed and crawling to the desk. This guy declaring "I AM HALF WAY TO WORK" while barely making it from his bed to his computer is the most accurate depiction of remote work I've seen. The physical distance is 6 feet, but the mental distance? Might as well be crossing the Sahara. Who needs a morning commute when the hardest part of your journey is convincing your body that pajamas are acceptable professional attire? The struggle is real—and so is the bed hair.

Content PROBLEM SOLVING FLOW CHART DOES IT WORK? YES NO YES DID YOU TOUCH IT? DOES ANYONE ELSE KNOW? NO YES YOUIDIOT NO YES LEAVE THE BLOODY THING ALONE YOU POOR BASTARD WILL YOU GET INTO TROUBLE? NO NO HIDE IT CAN YOU BLAME SOMEONE ELSE YES PASS THE BUCK NO PROBLEMS

Content G Closed miku-chan03 opened this issue on 18 Oct 2017 2 comments miku-chan03 commented on 18 Oct 2017 Contributor Hil I fixie wixied the JSON-api fucksy wucksie!!! xp I repwaced the Prototypes. func wiff a more -streamlined- kawaii Pwototypiee. funkywunks object that make the JS go sooper dooper fast!! XD starts twerking Can u pwease merge my pwull wequest senpai?!! UwU gaearon commented on 19 Oct 2017 Contributor what in the name of fuck O gaearon closed this permanently on 19 Oct 2017

Content MATHEMATICIANS INVENT SOME NEW ALGORITHM? PROGRAMMERS: "OUR ALGORITHM?