States Of Every Programmer

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Forget money and status—the true rush of power comes from swooping in like a coding superhero and fixing someone else's broken code. Nothing says "I am superior" quite like finding that missing semicolon they spent three hours looking for. The psychological high of saying "Oh, it was just a simple logic error" while they stare at you in awe is better than any promotion. You're not just fixing code; you're establishing dominance in the most passive-aggressive way possible. It's basically the programmer equivalent of marking your territory.

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Content When I asked my boss a bazillion times if he is absolutely sure that my new SW does not need to be compatible to their old undocumented legacy shit... And now that it's completed he tells me that he forgot to tell me that it needs to be compatible to their old undocumented legacy shit.

When your girlfriend questions her position in your life, just tell her she's at index [1] in your array of interests. She'll think she's second place, but little does she know arrays start at 0, making her actually second-to-last in your priority list. Genius level relationship deception using computer science! The real question is what's at index [0]? Probably debugging that recursive function that's been keeping you up for three nights straight.