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The four stages of accidental coding genius! First, pure dread at implementing a complex feature from scratch—standard Tuesday morning existential crisis. Then somehow you bang out the code in a day (fueled by pure panic and energy drinks). But wait—it actually works on the first try? That's suspicious. And finally, the cosmic horror moment when you realize your hastily written code somehow handles edge cases you didn't even think about. Either you're secretly brilliant or you've created an eldritch abomination that will eventually gain sentience and destroy your codebase. Probably both.

Content When the new guy asks me how my code works You wouldn't get it When a senior dev asks me how my code works

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Content Ugh, I have to do this boring task, it takes like 10 Minutes Oh don't worry about it, I'll automate it for you. just give me 10 Hours I'm gonna do what's called a programer move.

Einstein's lesser-known theory of project management relativity! This meme brilliantly captures what every developer silently thinks during those two-hour meetings that could've been an email. Project managers somehow exist in a quantum state where they simultaneously create Gantt charts nobody reads while asking "can we just add this small feature?" three days before launch. The space-time continuum itself warps around their ability to schedule three overlapping meetings and still find time to ask why you're behind schedule.