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Content Hiring Manager: It's ok. These cheaper engineers are just as good. ALL REVIEWS: RELEASE DATE: Mixed (12.363) Dec 2, 2022 Not Recommended 9.2 hrs on record (4.0 hrs at review time) POSTED: DECEMBER 2 The best jumpscares this game has are my fps counter dropping from 60 to 20 every time I see an enemy Was this review helpful? Yes ' No Funny O Award 1.113 people found this review helpful 899 people found this review funny 11 114 14 O 29 261

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The ultimate dependency injection: a cat strategically positioned between you and your keyboard. Your sprint board says "blocked by furry obstacle" but you don't have the heart to create a ticket for cat removal. The cat has implemented the most effective CI/CD pipeline blocker known to developers - the Cute Interface/Coding Disruption pattern. Management keeps asking for status updates while you're busy calculating how many story points to assign to "petting the stakeholder."

Ah yes, the authentic game dev experience – crying in bed while wrestling with OpenGL collision detection. No fancy ergonomic setup, no whiteboard full of brilliant algorithms, just pure existential despair with C++ error messages burning into your retinas at 2 AM. This isn't just coding, it's emotional damage with syntax highlighting. The "TRUE VIBE" isn't the satisfaction of solving problems – it's the soul-crushing reality that you've spent 16 hours debugging why your character falls through the floor when walking diagonally.

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