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The eternal programmer's fantasy: "uninterrupted deep work." This poor soul finally carves out time to enter the mythical flow state, only to be immediately bombarded with notifications from every department imaginable. Manager needs an "urgent" call (it's never urgent), QA has an "ASAP" request (it can wait), Design wants a "quick call" (nothing is ever quick), and HR needs "5 mins" (which is corporate-speak for "30 minutes minimum"). The final panel showing the programmer banging their head against the laptop is the most realistic code documentation I've ever seen. This isn't a meme—it's a documentary of our daily suffering.

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OH MY GOD THIS IS GOLD! 😂 The meme puts the invention of the wheel and fire—you know, just the LITERAL FOUNDATIONS OF HUMAN CIVILIZATION —on the same timeline as the US government supposedly declaring C and C++ as "bad programming languages." The absolute AUDACITY to suggest that some bureaucratic programming language opinion is comparable to discovering FIRE! This is peak programmer persecution complex energy! As if C/C++ developers are being hunted like witches in Salem! Meanwhile, these languages still power everything from operating systems to rockets while programmers argue about semicolons on Twitter!

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Content Does it ever bother you that this guy (Vision), who is actually a Computer Program but still has a hot Girl Friend but u dont..