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Content PROGRAMMING SKILL 00 02 04 06 08 10 12 M 16 13 30 22 24 26 BLOOD ALCOHOL CONCENTRATION () CALLED THE BALLMER PEAK, IT WAS DISCOVERED BY MICROSOFT IN THE LATE 80's. THE CAUSE IS UNKNOWN, BUT SOMEHOW A BAC. BETWEEN 0.129x AND 0.138 CONFERS SUPERHUMAN PROGRAMMING ABILITY. HOWEVER, IT'S A DELICATE EFFECT REQUIRING CAREFULCALIBRATION- YOU CAN'T JUST GIE A TEAM OF CODERS A YEAR'S SUPPLY OF WHISKEY AND TELL THEM TO GET CRACKING, HAS THAT EVER HAPPENED? REMEMBER WINDOWS ME? I KNEW IT! Procrammersumori

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STOP EVERYTHING! The dev's mind is literally DRAGGING the poor developer away from their sad graveyard of unfinished games toward yet ANOTHER shiny new idea! 💀 The eternal struggle of game developers everywhere - abandoning perfectly good projects because your brain just HAD to whisper "but what if you made a zombie survival crafting RPG with blockchain integration instead?" The cemetery of half-finished projects grows larger while your portfolio remains tragically empty!