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Content If Tetris has taught me anything, it is that errors pile up and accomplishments disappear

Content Relatives Aren'tyou a programmer? M Yes Gan you hack facebook? Can vou fix my computer?

Content Mohamad thearabcynic When you're teaching someone python and they put a semicolon at the end of a line GIF 8218, 5:39 PM we don't do that here

Content The source code of Windows' troubleshooting program has leaked 1 2 3 4 5 include windows.h include stdio.h int main() printf("Searching for problems. .. n"); Sleep (60000); printf("We didn't find any problemsn"); 7 8

Content ME DECLARING A VARIABIE VISTAL STUDIO THROWING WARNING FOR NOT USING IT

Having a single .env file? Reasonable. Having nine different environment files with conflicting naming conventions? That's just asking for a 3 AM production outage when you can't remember if the database password is in .env.production , .env.production.local , or that random file you created six months ago after three energy drinks. The real security feature is that even you can't find your own secrets anymore.