Real Magic: The Coffee-To-Code Conversion Algorithm

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Real Magic: The Coffee-To-Code Conversion Algorithm

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The fundamental equation of software development finally revealed! Coffee enters the human system, undergoes the mysterious transformation known as "Magic," and somehow functional code emerges. No computer science degree will teach you this critical pipeline. The best part? Nobody actually understands how this works—we just accept it and keep refilling our mugs. Four hours and six espressos later, you've fixed that bug that's been haunting you for days, and you couldn't explain how if your job depended on it.

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