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The eternal duality of web development in one perfect image! Frontend: peaceful meadows, sunshine, and joyful baby-lifting. Backend: EVERYTHING'S ON FIRE, systems collapsing, and you're still expected to hold that baby up without dropping it. This is why backend devs look so stressed during standups. They're battling server demons and database gremlins while frontend folks debate if that button should be #3498db or #2980b9 blue. Yet somehow both are essential—the digital equivalent of "business in the front, apocalypse in the back."

Content Big Data: What is it? Big Data is like teenage sex: Everyone talks about it Nobody really knows how to do it Everyone thinks everyone else is doing it So, everyone claims they are doing it.

Sure, let's skip the whole "writing secure code" thing and jump straight to "vibe coding" because nothing says good vibes like a security breach at 2AM on a Sunday. Management wanted us to "move fast and break things" — turns out we're exceptional at the breaking part. The glasses just help you see the vulnerabilities better after they've already escaped to production. Security teams hate this one weird trick.

Ah, the classic "just one quick fix" that turns into digital necromancy. What started as a simple code tweak somehow summoned a skeleton at your desk because you've been debugging for so long that your body literally decomposed. And the bug count? It doubled . Because that's how coding works—fix one thing, break two more. It's like playing whack-a-mole with a sledgehammer while blindfolded. This is why estimates in standup meetings should always include "time until complete skeletal transformation."

Content Do you prefer GitHub or Gitlab? Personally, I feel like working in tech is slowly burning me out. Why do people keep adding more Acrynoms? Where is the documentation? Can dependabot PLEASE leave me alone for one day? Why does my code work one day and fail the next?? Please help, I'm tired. I like GitHub be the cat is cute. Gentle Glow imlinsyyy