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A traffic light hanging by a single wire, somehow still functioning despite being completely mangled. Just like that codebase you inherited with 17 nested if-statements, zero comments, and variable names like 'temp1' and 'x42' that miraculously passes all the tests. You don't fix it because you're afraid it might actually stop working. The digital equivalent of "if it's stupid but it works, it's not stupid" – except we all know it's still stupid.

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Content Anyone who ever schedules meetings with developers, please burn this image into your brain, thanks 9am 9:45 - 10:30 10am Don't want to get into anything because meeting is coming 10:30 - "Super Quick" Meeting 11am 11 - 11:45 Ramping back up after being distracted by meeting 12pm

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