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Content rUnethicalLifeProTips 4h ULPT Request: How to fake experience for a job I got a bachelor's and a master's degree in fields completely unrelated to software engineering before realizing that I love coding. After my master's, I spent 9 months teaching myself how to code, and am now very good at coding. The only issue is, I have zero experience, making getting a job extremely difficult. I

Doctors claim Googling symptoms doesn't make you a medical professional, while programmers nervously avoid eye contact after building entire careers on Stack Overflow answers. The monkey puppet meme perfectly captures that moment when you realize your entire codebase is just a patchwork of copied solutions you don't fully understand. Your degree is basically a $40,000 certificate in advanced searching.

Ah, the classic "10-minute standup" that derails your entire morning. The first panel shows the innocent yellow bus of planned meeting time, but then some manager asks about weekend plans and BAM—your precious coding time gets obliterated like that bus getting demolished by the train. What was supposed to be a quick sync turns into a 45-minute discussion about Bob's fishing trip and Sarah's new sourdough starter. Meanwhile, your deployment deadline inches closer and your coffee gets colder. The sprint isn't the only thing that's being derailed here.

Content Some day we won't even need coders any more. We'll be able to just write the specification and the program will write itself Oh wow, you're right! We'll be able to write a comprehensive and precise spec and bam, we won't need programmers any more! Exactly And do you know the industry term for a project specification that is comprehensive and precise enough to generate a program? Code It's called code CommitStrip.com

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