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Content Python language is not slow. The Python interpreter is slow. Python interpreter is written in C. Therefore C is the one that's slow. calm dowr calm dowr

Content Mom: You won't get a job by staying on your computer all day Programmers:

Global variables are the chaotic neutral entities of programming—existing everywhere and nowhere simultaneously. When you interrogate one about its memory allocation, it just stares back with those creepy wolf eyes: "I'm neither stack nor heap but another secret third thing." It's like that roommate who somehow lives in your apartment but never pays rent or shows up on the lease. The memory management gods are watching, and they're judging your life choices.

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Content Programmer I think I forgot something. Programmer Yeah, you're right. C class if you forgot, then it wasn't important. Allocated memory

Left side: Microsoft Community with their 500-word essay on how to get a string length in C#, complete with personal introduction, life story, and excessive technical explanation. Right side: Stack Overflow with the chad-like answer of just "str.Length" - because real programmers don't need your life story, they need the damn property name. The duality of programming help in its purest form. One treats you like you've never seen a computer before; the other assumes you just need the one critical piece of syntax to continue your coding rampage.